Smith and Brown? I would love, just once, if someone like this sold off all their scratched, broken, ugly shit and gave the money instead to either a community college or some sort of arts program for disadvantaged kids. Something a bit lower down the ladder, so to speak, where it would make a huge difference.

RIGHT!?!? Like, this can't be worn anywhere, it's meant for decoration, it's adorably tacky. Like the kind of thing you grandma who's an AKA would give you.

I'm surprised she hasn't done this sooner. Most of this stuff looks like hold outs from the shabby chic decor era of the the late '90s. Looking at this stuff, it's like you can smell the fake crackle finish.

THE PINK GLASS HAT. Wanna see how long you can keep it around the office before it shatters, breaking open all of Oprah's secrets.

Do you think the price is maybe more than the original cost because it was touched by Oprah?

I own Rue McClanahan's necklace that she wore in the promo pics for The Golden Girls, as well as the letter informing her of her first Emmy nom AND her college German textbook. If I lost any of those things, I would be very upset.

Save your money and buy this sweet clock:

The step machine, because you can use it during staff meetings for some kind of creative punishments for less-than-firing offenses.

I would certainly HOPE so, otherwise what is even the point of Oprah having a violin?!!

Oprah's not thinking. She needs to make live tv show on OWN so we could see all her stuff as they sell it. Sell her stuff/donate to charity/make money off it.

Me too. If we all pitch in then we can use it and send it to each other via mail when our time is up.

Sisterhood of the Travelling Fanny Pack.

I voted for the pink hat because I luuuuuuuuuuuurve it, it's totally weird. Also I want to cut down competition on the trash can because I want it.

old lady taste af

I'm sobbing with you. I lost out on a pair of Lana Turner's once. Not.over.it.

What the fuck, Winfrey.

Replying "I'm going to play Oprah's broken violin" has a satisfying ring to it.

How can these glasses be both described as in "good condition" and also so terribly marred?

You have GOT to get the pink glass hat. What the fuck is that even? Who knows? Who cares? You need it.

That trash can is legit. Would totally work in my bookified house!