Is it just me, or has she become less facially expressive? She has that same (lack of) expression in every single photo now, whereas before she used to flirt with the camera. Staring off into the middle distance like mannequin. Meanwhile, Kanye is always expressing something negative — usually contempt, annoyance,…

No, but I'd bang either of them before I'd let Ted Cruz into my Pleasuredome.

George W. Bush was not what I'd call classically handsome, but he was pleasant looking. And his smile didn't enrage you. Ted Cruz looks like his face is melting off.

Maybe he's wearing a dewy finish foundation.

it's his Princeton class ring. he wears it always.

Like Sauron.

Agreed 100%. It's because his "sympathetic" face looks so fucking douchetastic. He looks like a psychopath trying to pretend to have feelings.

This is the meanest thing because I am sure he can't (entirely) help it, but I HATE his face. I think it's something about the eyebrows that makes him look like he is always making a "sympathetic" face, in which "sympathetic" deserves quotation marks and he is really being aggressively condescending. Throw in a small…

What the fuck is this facial expression supposed to be?

THIS IS ALL I SEE!

Cruz was valedictorian of his high school, graduated cum laude from Princeton, where he was a champion debater and graduated magna cum laude from Harvard Law, where, like Obama, he was a editor for the Harvard Law Review. A professor described him as "off-the-charts brilliant." Cruz is no idiot, he's just a giant…

I think it's more that he was already a sloppy dresser and a general aesthetic embarrassment and they decided fixing it would be counterproductive.

I too, am on Team Ted Cruz is Actually Two Children Stacked On Top Of Each Other.

I hope she's hidden those assets from his stupid ass.

There's actually three little people stacked inside of this trench coat.

Insufferable: An M. Night Shyamalan Film.

Perplexing, because I actually know of two tailors Perry has worked with, and neither would likely claim responsibility for what's going on in those photos.

It hides his control panel and/or his lizard neck

what in the actual fuck is this shit

This reminds me of my number one issue with Rick Perry: Why do his collars go so high up his neck? (the answer, of course, is that good tailors are for elitist liberals)