You forgot the one where she dated Tupac, and that's the reason why she used the f-word on David Letterman, because she was all 'gangsta'.

Thirsty. It's over. Staaahp.

I'm using this phrase as foreplay dirty talk now. "Open my door, handsome stranger. Be careful, it gets a bit stuck, the humidity lately just causes it to swell up in the jamb."

OPEN MY DOOR?

omg??? I had no idea Natalia was even involved in this! GOD SHE WROTE 8 SONGS??

Pleeeeeease tell me that's the one Natalia Kills wrote

THE WORST ONE IS 'HOLY WATER'

My mind jumped to it being relevant for the suspicions raised about the suicide note, but that may be being charitable.

How is it relevant that she is deaf?

That sounds sinister as hell. I'd be afraid of that woman!

Jesus Christ. That woman needs to be stopped. Jesus Christ. Seriously, I'm fucking stunned.

My uncle's wife is a freak. She always gets dogs in pairs and when one needs to be put down, kills the other one at the same time. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE??

This is why Jezebel is one of the few websites where I actually look at the comments.

Well the dogs didn't commit suicide.

omg I need to read this brook asap

Testimonial: I tried this look and got a lot of sex. Thank you, Maddie

This is magnificent. Thank you Madeleine. (Especially for the lipstick history lesson, which has caused me to get spit on my laptop.)

This is magical. Definitely horny now.