Eh, no. Dude picked the cat up wrong and proceeded to bleed from hands, arms, face, and chest before driving himself to the hospital. Cat never went anywhere besides to my lap while I was laughing hysterically.

Indeed. KL stole the cat from Baptiste Giabiconi.

One of my acquaintances got particularly drunk one night and attempted to steal my 25lb Maine Coon mix monster. He paid pretty dearly in blood. The cat is very particular about how he is picked up and dude was drunk, got clawed and chewed good enough to require stitches and a round of antibiotics. Strangely enough I…

The cat is pure evil, clearly, so she is happy to move on up.

He IS Mugatu!

He's such a super villain. Which is why I wouldn't be surprised if, after signing on to become one of his henchmen, he stole my cat and created a make-up line inspired by her amazing face.

Choupette belonged to... what is his name? The model guy that is part of his entourage. The one that used to suck face with Katy Perry. Karl was supposed to watch the cat and he just kept it.

He stole that cat.

There's nothing wrong with her body, that's how a 47 year old body looks, if you're lucky and have very, very good genes. Why people should continue the myth that beautiful = young I don't know. Because as a species our window of youth is relatively small, and we'll be old far longer than young. That's a long time to…

Yup, that's what bodies do after you've had two babies and lived for 40+ years. The fucked-up part is that airbrushing is so routine that we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like.

She certainly doesn't look awful considering she has two kids. Her stomach is 'rippled' looking from stretch marks.

It's worth reiterating a millions times in these comments: This man wants to be PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

So it took him a YEAR to do this?

Honest question, because it has to be asked: If Ray Rice spent the rest of his life trying to atone for this horrible assault and dedicated his efforts to helping abused women, at what point, if any, could he be forgiven? It's a universal question. At what point can anyone who has committed a horrific act like this be…

One bad decision my ass. Not with the way he dragged her around like a rag doll.

Good news everyone! He's "sorry"...

me too! My family always tells me I have a glass face, they can see every thought right through it.

ME TOO. I never get away with lies! I can't even plan a surprise party without fucking it up by acting all suspicious.

god dammit, the first time in the history of ever i've been on the pissing contest before there were 18 million comments and I AM THE WORST LIAR ON THE PLANET.

Sometimes I feel like lies don't count as lies when the truth is nobody's business anyway.