Their civilization lasted thousands of years without hippo riding. What change do you think resulted in the fall of Egypt?*

Nope! Hater here too!

Same! I had to reread a few times...and I still have trouble wrapping my brain around it.

When I read The Year of Magical Thinking, I saw I was clearly meant to focus on the central event—her husband dropping dead a moment after she put dinner on the table. But I couldn't get past the fact that Joan Didion cooked dinner. What was the dinner? All I can picture her making is a boiled egg and a cigarette.

Team invisible eyelashes UNITE!

My one co worker asks me if I got punched in the face every fucking morning because of my under eye circles.

That's why I love looking at Uma so much. Her bone structure and face allow her looks to change drastically with makeup.

This. And I even have dark brows and dark lashes.

The hairline contouring needs work, not gonna lie.

This is a classic example of hearing "OH MY GOD ARE YOU ILL? YOU LOOK AWFUL" all day when you forget to put on eyeliner.

As someone who also has very light colored hair and eyelashes, it seemed fairly obvious that the only major thing different about her was a lack of mascara. I look like an alien without it and she's giving me some major alien vibes (in a Tilda Swinton kind of way) here.

When I don't wear mascara people ask me if I'm dying of stage 4 cancer, so Uma, I feel yew heavy.

I'm sorry Kate, did we watch the same television show? Ross was a jealous, pretentious, insufferable dick. His relationship with Marcel was the healthiest he ever had on the show. I imagine an alternative episode where Marcel tears Ross's eyes out and feasts on his empty soul. In summation, #teamchandler!

It's domestic violence dressed up as erotica. And if there's one thing this movie is not, it's erotic. One star out of five, Dicky. And that's only because of the excellent Choc-top I consoled myself with later.

you might even say it was "CLASSIC."

Awww, LGBT friendly penguin sweater. He should make them a sweater with a giant walrus on it, so a giant seal doesn't eat them.

WHAT?! THESSE are incredible!!

A+, would wear.

OH MY GOD THE ONE WITH THE PENGUIN BOOKS SWEATER !!!!!!!!!

Is there an "Adopt A Cute Old Man" program? Can I sign up?