My 11 yr old daughter was all "What, who is THAT? She's really good, Mom, do you know her? Has she done a lot of stuff before?"

Her voice is still so flawless. She didn't need 400 half naked musclemen wearing bejeweled masks and live autotuning to be utterly riveting.

The whole time I was watching Madonna I was picturing my mom, who is the same age as Madonna, which made it particularly hilar

She also emphasized the ridiculousness of everything that was Madonna tonight ^_^

I think about it in vaguely glossy, old-timer at the end of a young adult movie terms. When grandma's about to die and little Jimmy is like, "But you can't die grandma!" And grandma is like, "Jimmy, I'm old as fuck and tired as hell. I'm ready for this shit." You know how you sometimes feel so tired you can't imagine…

Unless you were enormously famous (good or bad) or endowed a hospital, what's left of you is the memories of the people who were in your life. That is all...and it's good enough for me. The though of an afterlife, even with those whom I loved, would drive me crazy (unless it was only my dogs).

I've got this.

Bundled babies are fine in a stroller. The fresh air is good for them, let the nanny get her pedicure.

I kind of love this owl....can it come swoop down on the annoying joggers where I live?? Especially the ones that"need" to jog with a baby in a stroller in subfreezing temperatures...(that bothers the shit out of me....jog if you must...leave the kid with the nanny where it's warm....yes they all have nannies where I…

Yessss

i sound exactly same irl as i do online, for the most part, if anyone is wondering

Jesus, you type like I think!

WELL THERES NOT A LOT OF TIME LEFT FOR YOU TO LOVE ME BECAUSE WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE IF DIPHTHERIA OR SOMETHING

I love you, Adultosaur

GOD ISIS IS JUST GOING TO FUCK THIS SHIT ALL UP NOW ALL THESE FUCKNUTS ARE GOING TO BE LIKE WELL IF ISIS DID IT IT IS BAD

UP IS DOWN BLACK IS WHITE CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD ANYMORE

Aww, don't cry. I could go on and on about all the sweet things she did for us every time she was in-house for a show, but I don't need a chapter of a book to testify that she was nothing like her TV persona behind the scenes with us.

Aaaaand now I'm crying. Thanks.

Ringo Starr yelled at me in an airport when I was seven years old.