That article is a thing of beauty. I spit coffee at this:

Oh my God I just inhaled my coffee. Thank you.

Behold: my cat wearing a plastic margarita glass on his head this past summer.

10 should really be "watching paint dry"

21. Cat assholes

I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I'm beginning to think Suge Knight might not be a good person.

I'll drink to that!

Yes those are definitely just wine glasses and in no way similar to our telepathy helmets that look like wine glasses.

My golden is in love with that guy's golden. Or the tennis ball. Either way, it's love.

Omg. When he picks up his own ball! This is so good.

that dog can win a slam

SO MUCH HAPPINESS AND CONFUSION AT THE SAME TIME I LOVE IT.

I SEE THE BALL!

it's something about the consistency too. I feel like I remember it having the viscosity of alcohol.

My sister brought a bunch of it to my dad's house when he was in chemo. Picture someone bringing coconut water to Hank Hill's house. It was pretty much like that.

So parch, much refresh

I read a story (not "Into Thin Air") about that climb up Everest, and let me tell you, Sandy HillPittman came out of that story looking like the most vapid waste of carbon ever. No wonder she changed her name.

Not only did she make a sherpa drag her sorry self up and down that mountain, she made him haul a staggering amount of heavy video equipment up Everest for "Good Morning America." She's a peach, that Sandy.