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Englishman in New Jersey
englishman-in-new-jersey

Station wagons are better than SUV’s.

I think the Miura has an ugly face

Oh... I, uh, don’t know if I’ll still come around anymore much after this.

Found the left-lane blocking asshole. Get out of the way no matter what speed you are going. Your speedometer is not calibrated and you don’t get to judge other people’s speed.

Being bald/balding is nothing to be ashamed of regardless of gender or status. Don’t be a dick, Andy.

I mean you can make fun of the guy for having a “toy” like this but you know what? This project has employed hundreds of people in the hard hit marine sector and will continue to employee lots of people for the substantial on-going maintenance that will be required. Captains, engineers, all the other crew, the ports

Teaching geography: another failure of the American public school system.

The wheels are rediculous, but you know what gets me? THAT GIANT FREAKING WATER BOTTLE!

Wow yur so cool can I have your autograph and feel your muscles I bet you can pick up lots of heavy stuff and doesn't afraid of anything. 

Yeah, I can’t imagine any automaker doing something like that today...

I have dabbled in cars like this all my life. Looks like it started life in Pale Primrose, a proper British color that is a pale yellow, and it was repainted a brighter yellow in the not too distant past. This gives me pause as a cheap new coat of paint often hides all sorts of horrors underneath.

I really don’t get the “It’s an old platform” argument. So what?
It still passes all crash tests with great ratings
The v6 model has decent fuel economy
The suspension and handling are all great for a passenger car
What are you really looking for that that 20 yo chassis can’t do?

You act like this thing is built on a

I adore the Honda Accord for what it is, but it has zero presence. It’s not cool, and they are loud inside. The Charger on the other hand, is legitimately comfortable and quiet inside, and UConnect is a great system.

I mean, yeah, it’s pretty old. But it’s still a great car overall. It rides well, has tons of configurations/options, pretty modern features, and still even has fairly competitive safety ratings. What is a competitor that is better?

The Yaris was on the brakes for 3-4 seconds before the Land Rover hit it. The Land Rover driver wasn’t remotely paying attention to anything going on around them. It’s 100% their fault, not 85%.

DAMN. My entire point ruined by a typo. Well, at least I don’t think DRS ruined F1. 

Holy shit, imagine being an “automative journalist” and having this bad of a take on F1. Wow.

F1 hasn’t been a sport since DRS was added. 

If you think F1 is no longer a sport because of questionable officiating decisions, I'm afraid you don't watch many sports.

Way too good to be true. Sending this “seller” $35k, or any “down payment” would be foolish. Any amount of money for nothing is No Dice.