I feel like a jackass for reading this article.

People who recline are monsters. Full stop. 

Max, that's FANTASTIC work. Well done.

I can’t express how much disappointment I have that you're still doing the pun thing.

It’s a lot of money, but I sure wouldn’t Dodge this truck. Hopefully everyone agrees and we Ram home a NP win!!

I’d rather throw money away trying to save lives rather than take them. 

Out of warranty AND questionably modified? AND half the price it was new, now 16 years later? We gotta get out the mondo pipe to fit in all this crack.

I looked at this picture for that barrent expanse you speak of:

This dash really bothers you that much? I actually think its tasteful, will age well, and looks great.

They shouldn’t have to “Pan”handle to get their asking price...

Because they kill businesses

Yeah when I’m looking at a used Porsche that I would only take out on the weekends, I would definitely compare it to a new RAV4 as a daily driver....come on man.

Wait... this a veiled reference to the line:

Me watching the trailer: “This looks so stupid.”
Also me: signs up for alert when the ticket on sale date is announced.

Bingo.  What was the last Tom Cruise movie (action movie--specifically) that wasn’t entertaining as fuck?  War of the Worlds?  Hell, despite being a bad movie, even that was largely entertaining.

Yeah, its’ going to be borderline terrible and I am going to love it.

Jesus... that first “GONG” noise and my whole body tingles.

/Leans over to Ash78: This post gives me a hard-on.

During the 80s, the Hollywood profitability ratio was 12 to 1. We made $12 of ticket money for every one of ours spent. During the 90s, that ratio fell to 3 to 1. Our filmmakers had become dependent upon experimentation. They had lost some of their recycling skills. Now, Top Remake was created to teach ACM...…

This movie is going to full of plot holes, inaccuracies, and overall will probably be pretty stupid.

I’ll see it in theaters at least three times, I’m guessing.