I like GOT too, I just feel like S8E1 and S8E2 are dullsville. And it’s not the lack of battle scenes - I generally prefer non-battle scenes to battle scenes. It just feels like they took 120 minutes to do what could have been done in 20, and left out a bunch of stuff that could have been way more interesting. E.g.,…

I was thinking maybe Bran told Tyrion about Jons true parentage as well, which might come up.

“the sudden and vital importance of being cute and popular”

Yeah, that was a nice little moment. It goes back to when she was playing the “game” with Jaquen. She said the Hound was on her list, Jaquen hit her. Something like “you lie to yourself” or something. Even he knew (from her body language/gestures) that she didn’t want him dead.

My bet is Sam dies next episode trying to save Gilly and/or Little Sam. I originally thought he would be the one to make it to the end to write A Song of Ice and Fire, but this episode suggests it will be Tyrion.

The fact everyone expects half the cast gets wiped out in just this episode makes me think all the major players will survive. Then they’ll probably get wiped out over the remaining four episodes. Or who knows? Maybe they’ll go with the “everybody lives!” approach and the series ends with the gang hammering out trade…

Don’t feel sympathy for her passing, Brienne would want to go down like a badass taking names all the way down.

Brienne giddy smiling made my night. 

Heyyyy! Music majors in the front! Who else had a stage set fall on them?! Conductor or music director fall off their dais?? Forget the lyrics and sing made up Italian?!?!

Brienne. Not Brianne. SER FUCKING BRIENNE OF TARTH.

If everyone acts all surprised when the zombified dragon shows up breathing blue fire then I give up. Tormund and those other guys all saw the zombified dragon breathe blue fire to knock down The Wall, and they didn’t think to mention that to Jon Snow and the others when they got to Winterfell?

idgaf who dies as long as Ghost is back again next week

No, no, no. Please god no...

I was actually thinking Tyrion.  He went and met with Bran and got “Brans story” I think he’s the only one to do that really.  So he’d be one of the few who could write it, other than Bran himself.

Winterfell is a false flag!!! King’s Landing was the true target all along. When Bran learns that all of King’s Landing has been zombified, he’ll travel back in time and convince Aerys to place wildfire throughout King’s Landing.

Does his dic come back once zombied ?

it’s Tyrion, stupid predicted text 

I loved the interaction between Sansa and Theon. They’re the only two people who understand what a truly despicable piece of filth Ramsay was. Sansa has become one of the most well-rounded characters in the whole series. I almost don’t care who sits on the Iron Throne, so long as she gets to be Warden of the North.

Tormund’s flirting game on the other side will be amazing: cold, unavailable, devastatingly effective.

You think that’s bad, just wait until they show zombie Hodor.