Why does the image remind me of Cars 2 or something....

Right, I’m not being funny, but ’Chris Harris Drives...’ showed us this about 6 months ago. Oh wait... That was the new Merc saloon.

I’m not biting. But I’ll just say I think I like it better than you probably do. And I admit, as a V6-engined 156 is my daily driver, I’m a bit biased...

No it isn’t the president’s job, fucktard. So when he does, gobshite assholes like, say, yourself or Lavarr might wanna be gracious.

Completely understand his view. Lavar Ball needs to get some basic fucking manners and fast. What an ungrateful dick.

Now that’s some smart fucking kinja for all you dopes ready to let Lavar Ball cum on your faces. Nice drop Jayrig5. Cotd for me, all day.

As much as the President is a jackass, Lavar Ball claimed shoplifting was no big deal and then disses a teaching moment maybe signed off by a president?

And in other news, Helena Christensen is the ugliest woman since Cindy Crawford.

Must be nice, Texas government, only to have the pressing issue of Dune Buggies to legislate for. You Fucking Muppets.

A car as hideously ugly and poorly proportioned as the pictured Accord doesn’t deserve the effort you put into this article, Bozi.

Yeah hes black so the lines are blurred, maybe he can ring her bell? Fuck that. Hey look, he put the suit of invincibility on, means he now can act white. What a prick.

Hey, La Machina, (not you Carnival) Hes a 300 pound man. She is a 150 pound drunk girl.

Just cos we live ‘oop north’ we know how to use phones. How else do you think cheatingchavslags.com websites happened?

The best bit for me is the fan who shakes his hand at the end. You can clearly see a wary Hamlin thinking, ‘’this day is so fucked up Im just gonna plan on this dude being the real heavy hitter just in case Big Man was a ringer... oh wait... yep just wants to shake ma hand. Thank Jesus’’

Oh wonderful. Every little chav in a vauxhall corsa 1.0 will buy one. Endless annoyance til another fashion happens.

Am I the only one spotting the king has no clothes while everyone else is highfiving each other?

Sorry, SVX was best looker.

Thats actually a really good call.

Do these fuckwits not get that they’ve not bought a car but an iPad with wheels,, and that they aren’t drivers, instead they’re just beta testers.

How can the players at Houston NOT strike, working for this blatantly Plantation minded old fart?