Headlines we decided were best not to use, in case you were curious about just how lame we all are: Just Another McLaren F1 GTR In The Wall, Dark Side Of The Hoon.

WHERE’S THE COCAINE!?!

I would like to point out that for the big auto shows the old 360° rotato-vision-gif-matrix® is sorely missed.

I really hope Mankind gets past this awful hatchback design trend.

It seems awfully convenient that we're just now reinterpreting the results of this experiment to perfectly match our current social issue du jour.

"Instead of a population problem, one could argue that Universe 25 had a fair distribution problem."

It never ceases to amaze me how many garages are filled with worthless crap, while the very expensive cars sit outside.

True, but there was a time, between 1999 and 2005, that both the S2000 and the NSX were sold at the same time.

Wow. All of the NSA news in the last couple of days has definitely cemented in my mind that the terrorists have won. They've successfully taken our freedoms out from under us, by getting our own government to do the work.

I wish we could instill this "no passing on the right" here in the States.

What the fuck are wrong with catalytic convertors? Catalytic converters are modern miracles. They DRAMATICALLY reduce the harmful emissions from vehicles (by a huge amount...we're not talking a little thing here...a lot of people underestimate what they do), and do so in a way that is extremely power and fuel…

I'm going to stop defending my choices to assholes and just start using the simple but brilliant sign off "because fuck you that's why."

The analysis from Kapersky Lab, which comes out Monday and was acquired by The New York Times, comes after the cybersecurity firm was called in to investigate a rogue, cash-spewing ATM in Ukraine a little over a year ago.

Yup, that's what bodies do after you've had two babies and lived for 40+ years. The fucked-up part is that airbrushing is so routine that we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like.

I'll be back after I've been gone.

Most people spend more time dicking around with their phones then paying attention to their driving.

So the doors don't lock and it has lifetime free maintenance, then?

The Zonda LH.

Apples and pumpkins. People buy $40K Subarus all the time and in the grand scheme of things what makes a Subaru better than a Ford? Same commoditized econobox turned into a rally car.