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Umami Level Midnight
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Relationships do take work, doubts are normal, and bad stuff often does make you stronger AND.YOU.SHOULD.STILL.TRUST.YOUR.GUT.

But also, nothing too butch, amirite!

“ ... she keeps the location of her daughter’s grave a secret to protect her from Nazis.”

Missing lethal while playing Hearthstone is an honest error. Betraying your wife and children is a dishonest error.

Fuck you too.

That feels like a parody video from 15 years ago about a gangsta rapper from the future. It’s not though ... is it?

So this is what a meme looks like in human form.

this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers

Typical sexual predator. He can’t take “no” for an answer.

My guess is that the woman in Spurlock’s story and the one he sexually harassed wouldn’t tell it quite like that. Let’s not give this serial abuser power over his victims by praising him. Didn’t we learn this with Hugo?

Damn, citing fake news in your suicide note. It’s insidious.

Selma

Not sure if anyone saw it, but ahead of the election and after Trump’s attack on Gillibrand, USA Today had this intro on their editorial:

He did it! Doug Jones won by around 12,000 votes!

CAN’T YOU LET US BE HAPPY FOR ONE DAMN MINUTE?!?

Birmingham swooping in for the save. I felt tears in my eyes when I saw it.

Holy shit. It was not fun watching Roy Moore hold a lead for the entire night. Though it was satisfying to have it reverse with less than 10% of precincts left. Huzzah for meeting some basic level of human decency in Alabama.