Yep, he simply does not give a fuck about the country. Giving a fuck is what causes the stress.

As I broke the news of the FBI raid to my roommate, the clouds literally parted in Chicago. He and his friend looked at me, looked out the window that was now filled with sunshine after a snow-filled morning, and said, “Oh my God. Is it happening?”

Reminds me of the time Tina Fey read the weeding announcement for Kid Rock and Pam Anderson on Weekend Update and she added, “The happy couple are registered at the CDC.”

So yeah, par the course. Trump has such a bad reputation that only the crappiest of lawyers will accept him as a client. Big surprise that a crappy lawyer has been caught doing something illegal.

The only thing I’m getting excited about is the legal angle here.

My deep conspiracy theory? The Trump campaign was designed as a money laundering enterprise with no real belief it would succeed. Until it did. Now they are in deep shit.

Attorney here. Having the FBI raid your ATTORNEY’S OFFICE is a huge fucking deal. Judges don’t sign off on warrants to get attorney-client communications on a hunch. This is some serious shit, and Cohen is likely headed for disbarment. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer walking piece of rotted hotdog skin.

Courtesy is nice, too. When you are a survivor of abuse and seethe with rage over crap like this, you may not turn into the perfect writer.

IMadeANewBurnerToStarThisPoopJoke - “White “Christians,” mostly.”

I wonder who will end up with Rudy’s teeth?

Remember kids, a pound of cure is much better than an ounce of prevention.

Not brilliant: “They took action to ask someone to pass a law[.]”

At last! The point of view of some asshole who confuses his own cowardice to do anything and the nihilism of a middle class 16 year old for wisdom. Teach us!!!!!

Just now, staring at something only she can see which obviously means ghosts

This cat has a statue

About to start Michelle McNamara’s I’ll Be Gone in The Dark, when I get a minute to sit down and start on it. I’m looking forward to it!

That fivehead of hers is so distracting.

“Can you imagine dealing with a man-baby who undermines you in front of your kids and can’t empathize with you?”

YES. I was totally on her side when she demands a divorce (this is right after we see him blowing an voiceover job for specious, bullshit reasons, thus showing he is not somebody who can be counted on) and she’s been racing around trying to get her son’s birthday party organized. Then later he sabotages her new…