Hilariously, a quick google tells me her one real diagnosis was osteopenia — the pre-precursor to osteoporosis, mostly caused by a poor diet, being underweight and smoking, so it was only a matter of time before Gwyneth had that. She just needed to start taking some calcium+D chews, like most middle-aged women.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

I cannot understand for the life of me WHY when GOOP was already doing well with the traditional rich white lady ladymag thing it was doing (recommending expensive hotels, giving food-free recipes,etc.), would Gwyneth open herself up to a gazillion potential lawsuits by getting into the area of weird snake-oily…

First of all, just stop. Second of all, really not sure why your first assumption would be that StillCooperboom is on the phone...Jezebel is a website and I would assume many if not most people read the articles via computer. I know I do.

At the very least, GIVE UP KUSHNER!! If impeachment fails, then I at least want the Trump family to implode.

If you read The Twitter, follow Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson)‘s thread on today’s developments. He updates it regularly, and it gives an excellent and concise explanation of what happened and the possible ramifications.

NO! Change is scary and confusing. Words fail me, so here is my hamster chewing on a penny.

My dad woke me up coming into my room saying,“Flynn is taking a plea deal from Mueller this morning for lying to the FBI!” We’ve both been sitting in front of MSNBC since.

Have you BEEN in a high school classroom lately? Everyone has phones out most of the time. How about we heap praise on this person that tolerate teenagers in order to have an educated populace?

I’ve already watched it three times today! It warms my coal-black heart.

This news, plus the thought of the Obamas being invited to Meghan and Harry‘s wedding, while Trump angry-dumps on the broken Oval Office toilet gave me a lady semi.

How fitting that he’s the first one fleeing in this brilliant Youtube video. From Russia, with love!

I can’t imagine admonishing a complete stranger for allegedly looking at a phone/computer during class while students take a test. I admire you for responding gracefully.

Flynn is Flip, Flip, Flipadelphia!

Flynn could be taking down both VP and POTUS. Don’t forget, Pence was in charge of the transition and this charge specifically took place during the transition.

Trump children first, Sessions last.

My co-workers and I just literally danced in the hallway during the passing period while chanting “Take the trash out!” and “Eat that cheeto!”

Something tells me they should check Flynn’s food from this point on...

I’m serious as a heart attack when I say that Flynn had better be very careful. It would not be at all surprising for Putin to have him killed on US soil and the administration and Congress do nothing about it. He could have a “stroke” or a safe could fall on his head. His house could blow up in a “gas explosion” or…

Anyone else feelin’ this?