How fitting that he’s the first one fleeing in this brilliant Youtube video. From Russia, with love!

Trump children first, Sessions last.

My co-workers and I just literally danced in the hallway during the passing period while chanting “Take the trash out!” and “Eat that cheeto!”

Word. Gasped. Calmly closed my office door. And proceeded to have a near out of body experience.

I WILL BE SPEAKING IN CAPS LOCK THE REST OF THE DAY!!!! GET HIM MUELLER, CLEAN HOUSE, I WANT THE BABY TRUMPS, KUSHNER, SESSIONS, PENCE ALL WRAPPED UP IN THIS PLEASE SANTA MUELLER!!!!

Something tells me they should check Flynn’s food from this point on...

I’m serious as a heart attack when I say that Flynn had better be very careful. It would not be at all surprising for Putin to have him killed on US soil and the administration and Congress do nothing about it. He could have a “stroke” or a safe could fall on his head. His house could blow up in a “gas explosion” or…

Anyone else feelin’ this?

Not sure why that’s your business, but no. I have a computer.

Thanks. I saw it too after I posted my comment.

Day One of the “Impeach This Motherfucker Already” advent calendar!

SING MIKEY SING

BBC are reporting he has indeed plead guilty.

SING MIKEY SING!!!! I will personally drive a bus to DC for you to throw people under! Name all the names! DOOO ITTT.

Good of you to recognize it. But if you don’t change your behavior, you’re not doing anything just by recognizing it. You should try to talk less and listen more instead of thinking everyone needs to hear your half-formed opinions. It’s ok, you were socialized this way, but now you know better, so do better.

Maybe men could shut the fuck up for ten seconds.

“Let me finish,” he says, cutting her off. “Because we need to have this conversation.”

That woman’s not going to marry him. She’s already got the chin down gazing into the distance WTF look on her face I didn’t develop till Year 3. She still has time to get out.