Close. Very close.

If they’re going to go to the bother of putting a realistic face on the damn thing, I don’t think a ventilated wig or kerchief is too much to ask for.

Imagine that you are mugged at knife point and the mugger tosses a couple of dollars onto the ground so that you can ride the bus home. And he expects you to be thankful that he left you with that.

Honestly, if I were them, I’d have tweeted back, “Didn’t attend the meeting with Widdle Donnie because I’m doing actual work.” But I’m also an asshole.

I make deals for a living. I usually go into meetings knowing what I want out of the meeting, and what my account wants out of it, and how we can both come out of it as winners. Why would “Chuck and Nancy” show up if they already knew the outcome and it wasn’t good. I’d be pissed if they were my reps, and they wasted…

I think this is like, “Don’t think of an elephant.” He’s so overwhelmingly racist that even being in the room with a person of color sets off the racist synapses in his brain and guarantees that something bigoted will make its way into the other bile that spews from his mouth.

If someone is a fake Cherokee, and Eastern Oklahoma is full of those, then you call them a “fake Cherokee.” Calling someone whose name is not Pocahontas “Pocahontas” only makes sense as a way of belittling her identity as a Native American woman IS a slur. A racist AND misogynist slur. Period.

No, they’re saying that during the last 5 years, as in prior to Trumps presidency, they were trying to chill out, but now Trump is setting all of that on fire. Holy hell you’re dumb.

We survived the Bowling Green Massacre....so...there’s that, I guess?

In addition to that, Pocahontas has nothing to do with the Cherokee, and neither of them have anything to do with the Navajo. Lumping all these unrelated cultures together is in itself disrespectful.

Someone who’s been around longer than me: tell me we’ve been through something this brutal before, and we even managed to recover from it.

Because this has more or less ground me to a pulp, and I need some hope (however fleeting)

First, it would mean admitting something is wrong, which everyone in this shit-show is loath to do.

he’s already forgotten it was him

Oh my god, I was just sitting here reading posts with my cat in my lap, which she rarely ever does. And she farted. A really stinky fart too.

I have an announcement to make, goddammit.

I am working so hard to take this seriously, because I probably hate squirrels more than your dad, but this is serious. You dad’s doctor is a loser who should be dumped. I know that this specialty is in short supply, but your dad needs to see a geriatrician, an MD who specializes in the treatment of ailments that…

To all of those that posted birthday wishes to my post yesterday.

Your brain is lying to you.

Please don’t do it. I am a suicide researcher and getting a doctorate in clinical psychology, so I have worked with a lot of people who have been in the exact place you’re in. I want you to know that there are more options even when it seems like you’ve exhausted every possible avenue. I know you probably don’t want…

See, there’s something in your initial post that I find fascinating and instructive: your trigger warning for suicide.