What if I told you an assistant DA in his mid 30s left his job with no explanation to move to Texas for a year then left the US entirely for Australia to live on a cattle ranch.

Watching it, I couldn’t decide whether to feel amusement, despair, or a peculiar appreciation for its surreal and absurd qualities (akin to some of Monty Python’s why-would-they-do-that kind of material).

‘Rebecca at the Mall’ is Roy Moore’s favorite Bible story.

“I gotchya, man.” No, you ain’t got shit.

Surely, surely this guy is the victim of inbreeding yes?

Christ on a rollercoaster, this guy..... I wonder, does it hurt to be that stupid?

Don Lemon is owed an apology from that ass.

This was disgusting to watch. We all know what he really feels about Lemon.

That’s not even jive though! That’s just stupid wypipo rhymey timey bullshit!!

That’s how it came across to me. He was trying to say “hey, you understand with these young girls (wink, wink) because you’re a muslim and you’ve travelled to other countries.”

.......But enough about Sarah Huckabee-Sanders.

Um.

The way he tried to interact with Lemon is very telling.

It was only by 31 votes! Don’t tell me that your vote doesn’t count, folks!

keeping the good news rolling:

The House definitely needs more Black people, more women, and especially more Black women. But it also needs more public defenders, who think about the legal system as more than just a way to punish people as much as humanly possible.

I have a massive amount of respect for public defenders. It’s not an easy job, but it’s an incredibly necessary and important one to help ensure that “justice for all” is more than just words on a page. I wish Foy the best in her new role and hope she is successful in helping bring criminal justice reform bills to…

I hope the write in campaign takes off. Because it might split the republican vote between Moore and the write in candidate just enough for the democrat to win.

And Katie. She wasn’t so great, but he was a dick to her on the booze cruise.

I know this is a candidate for the next New England Journal of Duh but I think men need to be better about trusting women when they come out about this stuff. There is literally no benefit to a woman making these kinds of accusations about a powerful man.