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Anyone ever heard the account of some guy whose Roomba rolled over dog poop? This is going to be like that, but way worse. Looking forward to “Who’s Going To Be Arrested on Monday?”

re: the indictment
Somebody is Manafucked.

This would explain why the Trump/GOP bullshit machine was in over drive this week with the “HILLZ SOLD URANIUM!!!! THE DNC PAID FOR STEELE PEE HOOKIER DOSSIER” insanity.

BUCKLE UP FOLKS:

CNN is reporting that Mueller has filed charges today on someone(s).

Prolly not. The poster had a near-miss with being raped/molested, which inspired the sleep paralysis incident — sleep paralysis, like dreams, often reflects your fear and stressors. But ...

Shared this on the AV Club but I’m gonna share it here too. A 1992 letter to The New Yorker Magazine where Donald Trump is not pretending to be one of his former employees.

Remember when someone with dignity, grace, style, and genuine affection for the next generation occupied the office?

“So, maybe the intent of these two dudes was nothing more than what they said and maybe I dodged an enormous bullet last night, but I really think the strange conversation I had last week may have saved me from something terrible.”

Lack self control on allll the fronts.

why do so many of these guys look like piles of putrid neck fat?

Utah Sen. Orrin Hatch might be retiring

Not a shock that many of these were less about ghosts and more about a violent/intrusive man

I’ve always wondered if sleep paralysis could be a state in which you’re able to perceive other dimensions that people can’t when fully awake or sleeping.

They were straight up to no good, you keep trusting those spidey senses!

Even when supernatural, doggos only do good :’)

Oh hey I’m super famous now. Thanks, Madeleine! Hope you enjoyed my story :)

Wanted to take some time to acknowledge the artist for this post. That is a really beautiful drawing.

isn’t it nice how men don’t find that shit scary because strange men secretly observing them are not a daily terrifying threat to their existence

Whoah. Mine got featured! Lots of creepy ones this year. Can’t wait for all the reaction gifs.