Thank you, much appreciated!

Well, I just spent forty minutes typing this out and Kinja ate it. Fuck. Here’s the stripped down version:

I figured it a fake when the professor was, like, “Meh.” Still a great read!

I third the Cloisters and Second the Frick!

Some seriously sound advice. NEVER get on the empty car when there are people in the others.

Congrats to you!!

I’m so, so sorry for your loss. What a beautiful boy. I’m really so sorry.

I’m so sorry you’re going through this. I know you know it but it’s worth repeating: You did the right thing, you’ve done nothing wrong and you don’t deserve this.

I’m really sorry that happened to you, it’s complete shit and he’s a shitty human.

I literally do not care. GET THEE TO THY LOINS, RYAN.

I will shamelessly take any opportunity to post a photo of my cat. My cat controls my mind, I can’t help it.

Adopting senior cats is a really beautiful thing to do! Your kitties are adorable.

And the Internet has been won for day!

This sounds like an actual nightmare.

Straight out of the Piece of Shit Handbook for Dickwads.

From Politico:

Take your star.

Boom, Bobby!

I’m so sorry.

I’m so sorry.