The longer I stay on facebook in these dark times, the smaller my circle gets. I’m absolutely livid I wasted any time or energy over the years on some of these people—and these aren’t even trumpers. And before anyone comments with the old “you’re going to let political opinions ruin friendships?”—when people I have…

This is karma for Macy’s shutting down Marshall Fields in Chicago.

SIDEBAR: I found myself in the “not going to bother talking politics with family” boat, though I couldn’t give less of a shit regarding whether the Obamas or Clintons speak out.

God, what an idiotic waste of money.

I’m much more concerned about the sanctuary cities than the wall. Yes, the wall is a stupid waste of money and rude, but I don’t see it doing serious damage to the country (I might not know enough about the issue, though).

Fanny packs?!?!? Who the hell is wearing that nonsense?

Trump supporters have been interviewed about why they were voting for him.

HOW DARE PUTIN CLAIM HIS HOOKERS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICA’S. THIS IS A DECLARATION OF WHORE.

It’s selfishness, a lack of respect for human life, unrestrained consumption, and religion.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

I did Nazi that coming.

Is this fool really using the Shaggy defense?!

yes, he absolutely will. i’m not watching coverage of it and i usually enjoy such things because, well, i’m a nerd. but not this time. nope. i’ll stick to the slot coverage.

I said this in a comment a few months ago, but I truly think that Trump could have stood in the streets and burned live puppies on television, and his supporters would have been like “But he’s different! He’s exciting! But emails, lock her up!”

as sad as it sounds, there are people that buy consoles for a game without an announced release date

Ex: people(not all obviously) who bought a wii u to play the newest Zelda.

Player: I ROLL TO DISBELIEVE ILLUSION

I’m (probably quite foolishly) hoping that the president locks down a lot of the executive powers that Trump will certainly abuse, at the last second. Could you imagine the ensuing tantrum if Obama scraps domestic surveillance and pardons Chelsea Manning right at the buzzer? I know I’m probably dreaming, but you know, …

Pres. O is literally doing Biden memes in real life to fuck up Trump’s admin.

Yeah. That CGI hurt the film. It was almost bearable when he was standing still and talking, but when they made him walk and turn.... yuck.

“This movie felt like a rebellion, like there were actual stakes...”