Speaking as a lich, I definitely want super athletic zombies.

DO YOU WANT SUPER ATHLETIC ZOMBIE PEOPLE?!?

BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET SUPER ATHLETIC ZOMBIE PEOPLE.

MOM’S BACK

the clinton campaign? doing something incredibly stupid??

Are the emails bad? I haven’t seen them. Either way, this doesn’t sound like a good move on Hillary’s part. Damn it, quit making it harder for people to like you, Hillary!!!!! We need to win this!

But he isn’t, because he thinks a 14 year old girl being raped by her father should get his permission before aborting.

I agree with you. As a chemist I’ve use all of this and worse. A fume hood, a lab with proper ventilation, eye protection, etc. Of course the workers are affected by the chemicals. I also wonder about women who get a mani/pedi every week or more often.

Thank god. When I went to cosmetology school, way back in the covered wagon days, I had terrible headaches from the nail products. You can imagine the odor when you have twenty students all working on sculpted nails at the same time. It was ghastly. They finally moved the manicuring program to another building because…

GOOD!! This is good!

She also Rick Rolled the audience:

Let me wildly venture an explanation for U.S. airlines’ failure:

Nothing will ever exceed Anthony Trollope’s fiction, so please don’t raise your hopes too high!

He can’t handle the Ruth.

Yes to the condoms. You might not be able to get pregnant but an STD that's been brewing since V Day is no joke.

It may be different in other places, but I like how this can also address a larger issue about agency - people in nursing homes are still people and still capable of making decisions about their own life. I hope they’re also giving out condoms and safe sex talks!

Well, it is a robot, and robots are used all the time to blow up ‘suspicious packages’. Most major city PDs have them.

I feel like my utter contempt for the wedding industrial complex and my bleeding heart empathy for the displaced just had a five-car collision.

My way: no bullets. You don’t get a firearm until you’re on the job for one year or 2500 hours. You can have a taser and your more seasoned partner can have a firearm. Rookies don’t get/need guns until they’ve proven themselves and have experience.

She is on point and angry. I like that about her.

Wait, OE comes in plastic bottles? Where the hell have I been?