Let’s play Clue, shall we?

The amount of human trafficking that goes on in Ohio always manages to surprise me. Really, Ohio needs to get its shit together.

I had a miscarriage at 14 weeks and couldn’t find anyone who would perform the D&E I needed, except for planned parenthood. They couldn’t get me in for 3 weeks. After a few desperate calls to my OB, they finally found someone an hour away who would perform the surgery I needed within the week. Did I mention this was…

My grandma passed away literally like 2 months after Schiavo. If she hadn’t my dumbo relatives would have kept her alive for checks (which they tried to do but had no legal authority).

Same thing in my family. My dad made a DNR about a week after this story broke, AND he makes me sit down with him every year to go over it. He’s not taking any chances.

Mom: Well you’ll take me of when I’m older, right?

He’s like a born-again, WalMart ex-con version of a *low rent Tony Soprano* for the fundie demographic.

They had the PERFECT opportunity to classify feminine hygiene products as necessary goods and remove the luxury tax! Why did this not happen!

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Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

If I had my own tv channel I would so do an evil pregnancy horror marathon for Mother’s Day.

I’ve said it before but every time I see him interact with his daughters, every little in joke, cuddle, embarrassing Dad-ism, long suffering daughter eye roll, every time the pride and love he feels shines from his eyes and radiates from his grin I miss my father so much it’s like a gut punch. Lucky girls, lucky…

I’m going to sob when he leaves office. I can’t imagine having another president as willing to show his kind, loving, emotional side.

Lincoln Chafee (miss u!) is one of the small hobbit children delighted by the fireworks at Bilbo’s birthday party, correct?

I think there’s already a pretty strong case proving their responsibility. Snyder’s Emergency-Manager Law is not only unconstitutional, but clearly ineffective. The EPA knew about the water months before informing the public. They continued to dismiss concerns about the water from experts and citizens. Flint’s water…

This. Califormia set it up so that women are paid through disability leave for maternity leave. It’s not 100% replacement of salary and I think it’s three months, but the fact that it comes out of programs that people are used to paying for is great. We need to do this nationwide.

Yup totally works.

The word you seek is “backpfeifengesicht.” German for essentially, a face in need of a fist. And he’s got it, baaaaaaad.