The question needs to be: Can you even make white people feel bad? The answer to that is a Hell no. I mean they shoot us in the streets and blame us for making them do it. They steal our culture and profit from it and then have the nerve to criticize us when we don’t say thank you. They use our children to make…

The entire TakeOut team reviewed the Tootsie Pop wrapper and not one of you thought to mention the shooting star that absolutely means you get a free Tootsie Pop?? 

I’ve got an idea - Sour Patch Pez.

To be fair, If I lived my entire adult life on a starship, my retirement home would have an Alexa powered security system, a wood burning pizza oven and an outdoor shower.

Also, “Cancel red alert!... it’s a burnt tomato.”

you’re fucking garbage.

I like how the show somehow figured a way for Riker to yell “SHEILDS UP!”

I’d like to say that while I’ve never considered Frakes to be much of an actor, he does have some ridiculously good chemistry with Stewart. Great scenes.

Lulu Wilson was phenomenal as Kestra. TNG never had a great track record when it came to child actors, but Wilson was phenomenal here — selling the family chemistry with Riker and Troi, capturing wild exuberance of a free range child with a rural upbringing playing in the woods, conveying the loss of Kestra’s older…

I think Zack is being a little tough especially for an A- review. A Star Trek show can’t survive on nostalgia alone. I loved TNG but there are very good reasons why this show can’t and shouldn’t be trying to “bring the old band back together”. I dispute that it “promised to be a visit with old friends, and maybe some…

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead/Saul of The Mole Men’s Gritty Soft Reboot Stray Observations:

So, unlike Homie, you did play that.

I liked the original trilogy when I was a young child because they were fun space westerns.

I have to say, I’ve never been a huge SW fan. I was born in 83, so too young for SW fever as a generational touchstone and I wasn’t really a little kid by the advent of the 90s reboots. My experience of it was basically as an impenetrable discounted toy-line without a cartoon. Star Wars was just kind of there as kind…

Right?! This review felt too ridiculous to be real. It’s not even a review based on quality, it’s a review based on how it measures up to PC/Woke standards. And I'm PC! Like, annoyingly PC. But I understand that COMEDY exists and that all that is said and shown on screen is not meant to be taken LITERALLY.

I don’t recall their claiming any such thing about vaccines. But otherwise, no lies to be found there.

It’s also a pretty disingenuous statement. I’m Chinese and I’m sure she’s fine when I have woke white people telling me what I should be offended by, like how Iron Fist shouldn’t be white because then the character can fit an Asian stereotype better. Meanwhile, I saw an article on Jezebel where a woman was slamming YA…

She isn’t trans though. The controversy surrounding her having high levels of testosterone has led to her being been unfairly targeted by the IAAF, but the issue of trans athletes in sport is completely different, which I thought this episode satirized quite well.

The only people mad about are liberals. I haven’t seen one single conservative person anywhere be mad that Bush was sitting and laughing with Ellen. This is why liberals lose.

Despite how ridiculous the idea of Holt being considered a dummy is, Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Andre Braugher are still able to get some genuine emotion out of the plot in a way that makes you want to root for Holt vs. Allister and the Classics department. Early in all of this, Holt tells Jake that he’s afraid Kevin…