The Royal family is about as modern as the Pope is cool. All William and Harry did differently was pick their own wives. Those wives completely transformed their lives to fit into royalty while the men did nothing to change theirs. So THAT didn’t really change.

Old white guy here with a story an old white guy would know.

I’m with you on this. Search “Finland speeding ticket”.

I’ve long thought fines should be based on wealth. If a poor person working a minimum wage job gets a $200 ticket, that’s 27.6 hours, well over two thirds of a week’s wages. If I get that same ticket, it’s about two hours and forty-five minute’s wages. A really wealthy person could pay that fine in the literal blink…

$1500 isnt too bad! Thats not much labor/parts on such a worn vehicle if you are a pay-a-guy type of person

“You haven’t said “no,” but you’ve offered up an alternative that was unexpected and arguably more fun than going to the playground.”

Patrick nailed it. Straight up. Matrix/Vibe is usually my first recommendation. Since “the kids like Hondas”, Toyotas end up being a bit cheaper used.

One thing I will mention though is to also consider the Pontiac Vibe. Since it’s, “not a Toyota”, they are often a bit cheaper. But both the Matrix and the Vibe were…

Came here to suggest the newest Civic under $5000. Ain’t no way anybody wants a sub-$5000 Element, even an idiot.  

He should buy a Deadspin. With the right kind of owner a Deadspin can take care of itself with no maintenance required!

Don’t forget to throw a min-price in there to avoid the mechanic specials.

I’m sure the sportsman has a stick he’d like to show off.

It’s gone. Almost the entire staff resigned, the G/O leadership is spreading easily disprovable lies about pageviews and traffic, and they killed the comments section altogether. Whatever zombie corpse that Spanfeller tries to pass off in its place will be unreadable.

Baseball players make a lot of money!

Now this is the sticky sports content I’ve been waiting for! Wait, they said “stick *to* sports”? Well, this seems like sticking it to sports as well, so I guess it works.

“Baseballl players have the most incredible butts—high, round, too big for most pants—which sit on top of their thicc-ass thighs like a beautiful Thanksgiving turkey or a honey-baked ham.”

Rugby league players for their thighs (their faces suffer somewhat due to the nature of the game)

please disregard the facial hair, which can range from “that works” to “Babe....”

Sports Stick

Hi Allison,

I like to put mine in my back pocket and twerk.