“It’s hard to overstate how improbable this predicament is for the Astros.”

The curse of Brandon Taubman is a real bitch. 

That stupid baby shark song is never going to go away if they win this.

Well, Thank God they got Osuna!

Shaq has the best take, even though he gets the LeBron thing all wrong.  LeBron's getting rightful doses of shit burger because of his ridiculous "he's misinformed" China suck-up prattle.

They are large, and very single use.

If everything is a lynching—an impeachment, a court hearing, a tweet, an uncomfortable conversation, a light critique, a drop in cell phone service, a longer than anticipated wait time at Panera Bread—then nothing is a lynching. And if nothing is a lynching, well, are we even sure lynchings really happened? Cause if…

Yeah, I remember at one point my daughter being frustrated because she couldn’t kick the seatback of the front seat because she couldn’t reach, lol.

Honestly, she could be the biggest bitch in the world in private, as long as she’s punching laterally, IDGAF. The point is, nothing she said was at all wrong or could be at all criticized Prima Facie. So these women came at her all sideways, which is how you know they had nothing to stand on.

I’m sure the Baron and his family are thrilled by this.

reclining rear seats are the greatest invention

Zircon & Rayon

The British tabliod press can be vicious. Meghan never had to deal with anything like that on that level until she married Harry, especially with her trashy white relatives running to anyone willing to slap a dollar in their hands for a story. The way the rags made both William and Harry’s mother’s life hell until…

Oh, I need to see that happen. I would make a GIF out of it, it’d be delicious.

Because the curve of the universe bends toward hilarity, Candace Owens, as a Baroness, is required to curtsy to the Duchess of Sussex.

Something you missed in your comparison between the 2 row Edge and 3 row competitors is this:

I mean technically we could see if Darryl and the sister of Lisa’s relationship went anywhere. I think after Soul Glo went belly up Darryl rededicated himself to the study of medicine and went on to become a doctor and made an impact in his community. 

Bean counter: Financial requirements

I wish that engineers could make engineering decisions instead of politicians.