No mention of the fake punt? Come on, it was hilarious!

Sign him up for the cast of The Matrix

It’s like a scene right out of intake day at an Indian School in the late 1880s. They literally chopped the kids’ braids off to force them to assimilate to white culture.

I’m hoping that he/his attorney makes a public statement that he’s not interested in the cash, he just wants an admission that the cops violated his civil rights. 

My mother, who is a born and raised Baltimoron (so am I, but also apathetic about football) called me from ALASKA last night to discuss this and crow about karma for the Colts. 

I think relegation in college football would be an amazing thing. 

Steve Bullock needs to just get over himself and run for Senate. He’s popular in the state and would flip a GOP seat for sure. Still wanting a Harris/Buttigeg (or Castro) ticket with Warren flipping the Senate and becoming majority leader. Schumer can go retire to Florida.

2 out of the 3 women are from Soviet bloc countries and set their records in the 1980s, when the Soviets were definitely giving their female athletes testosterone to make them more competitive. 

The only time I’ve seen people standing on a NE Corridor Amtrak was the time my train picked up stranded passengers from a broken down train ahead of us. That includes travelling at 4pm on the day before Thanksgiving.

Women’s shirts have been doing this for years to prevent a boob gap.

Women’s shirts have been doing this for years to prevent a boob gap.

By helicopter, GW or Georgetown would have been very close as well. 

5th: Honestly this is probably a symptom of chronic underfunding of government corporate oversight (see EPA, IRS, SEC, etc).

There have only been about 3 years of the past decade where the lower deck ushers actually cared about what your ticket said. On a random weeknight game, its practically required that anyone in the nosebleeds move down to the lower deck to fill in seats for the B roll shots of the broadcast by the 3rd inning.

Seriously this. They’re playing very fast and loose with promotion rules.

Not necessarily. If you target the fire exits, most people won’t think quick enough to find another route.

Truth. I sent in my dash cam video to my claims agent when I got T-boned by an Uber (camera showed the other driver very deliberately running a stop sign) and got my deductible check within 48 hours. The agent said they had never seen another insurance agency give up fighting so quickly.

It was a close call, but Kate wins by a Tagalong. Kevin, you started off strong but then dove right off the cliff.

Co-signed. This isn’t gymnastics where you’re racing against the puberty clock. 

I just spent 5 minutes thinking about just how much this scenario would infuriate certain parts of the country. 100% sign on.

Unexpected bonus to working as an engineer.