Vegetation is a placebo. It makes you think you’re hiding from the noise, but if you put a decibel meter up, it doesn’t make much difference from the unvegetated condition.

Fair enough. Rules are rules

So what was the other runner DQ’d for?

One of my friends wore Toms mod-podged with Star Wars scenes it was amazing.

Trademark that shit

But people will notice if a centerpiece keeps them from talking to other people. Tall centerpieces need to die.

Or Ace, or a locally owned hardware/home improvement store

Y’all need to stop with these Cornell-y puns

I can’t find anything about Ace Hardware that makes it obviously evil and most of the individual stores are owned by franchisees rather than the corporation.

>My problem is a lack of candidates.

I APPRECIATE YOU! You get my paycheck out on time and make sure I have calc pads and coffee for the coffee maker. My office would literally fall into Lord of the Flies without our admins.

(Woman in engineering) For better or worse, one of my mentors in college strongly impressed on us (female engineering students) that we should never EVER volunteer to do admin/office management tasks once we started working as it would blur the lines on our actual job duties and reinforce the idea that women do office…

What’s the current Vegas line on him sleeping with Butina some time in the last 3 years?

Rebecca must have been one hell of a side eye game.

This is more entertaining than baseball beef, frankly.

I would like a Judge Brown ruling as well, but I’m leaning shade since it’s an oblique reference to the lighting malfuction during the presser yesterday

Congrats, you’re the most pedantic person on the internet for the next 4 minutes!

You’re the only one putting Angelos and Snyder in the same sentence. While I certainly have my complaints about him, he’s not the clear frontrunner for the worst owner in baseball. And it’s not like he’s openly refusing to change the team’s name to be something other than a racial slur.

Not really. Seed garlic is different than store garlic. It will “work” but it won’t be as good.

I will consider the Machado trade an abject failure if the Os walk away with anything less than a brand new, upgraded, pitching staff. Therefore, this will be an abject failure.