Tims coffee is mediocre. They use super rich cream though, making their double-doubles sublime, if you're a cream and sugar kind of coffee drinker.

…and they're instrumental in constructing a decent poutine.

Compared to poison, cheese balls taste like poison.

Old Dutch Rip-L combined with Philadelphia dill pickle dip is my Kryptonite. No matter what kind of health kick I'm currently on, put the combo in front of me and I barely breath for the first 4,000 calories or so.

Old Dutch are the best. That's probalby my only point of disagreement from the article. I'd always thought of Lay's as the sad American pretender, but it turns out Old Dutch is actually Minnesota based (although apparently with more Canadian factories than American ones).

So he's Russel Brand, basically?

The correct answer is 5,4, who gives a shit.