If I were Ferrari, I’d be suing the shit out of the race organizers for their shoddy track ruining a very expensive PU.

The grid penalty is the ultimate insult after a defective track ruins your car and costs beaucoup Euros to fix.

I want to see how fast a pit crew can put on chains.

It’s like someone at Sony broke open the “In case of emergency, just copy what Nintendo’s doing” box but the engineers were really behind and thought Nintendo was still doing the Wii U.

Why? They paid their money to play the game they can play it however they want. 

Will it have as much orange sauce as it does tomato sauce? Because if the sauce doesn’t reach lava-like temps and scald your mouth on the first bite are you really eating a pizza roll?

I’m fine with a local place having the trademark in New jersey. They don’t seem to be litigious about it unlike Taco Johns which spent the better part of the last decade suing small chains that couldn’t fight back while ignoring the bell shaped elephant in the room.

If you can’t be trusted to pump your own gas, you can’t be trusted not to abuse free tacos. 

It’s also f’ing ridiculous because we gamers bitch all the time about games not being delivered “complete”. Here we have a game and a dev telling us, “Here it is, 100% of the game!” and some of us are like, “Okay, but maybe moar?”

It’s a pretty obscure airframe. You’ve probably never flown in it.

We can absolutely have a moment of outrage about that.

Ranking of Royal Dansk Butter Cookie Shapes:

Soju

This is the kind of pedantic commentary rocket fuel I come here for... .

And they even used an abstract picture of that rocket in their corporate logo.

Chicken mushroom is my favorite also and where I go it is not breaded.

Uh, you know not buying the fucking games is a choice right?

The SS is basically a shorter version of this plus a livable interior.

If you ate the marrow from earthenware cups afterwards, you could call the dish Bone, Mugs, and Hominy.  

I would have hominy, but I always seem to sing alone.