They know what they’re against. They have no clue what they’re for.

1. You’re brilliant, and lovely.

And their fabulous cloth!

It’s an NRA-like scare-tactic to get morons angry and involved.

In other words, for maximum profits, Capitalism wants you to have the fewest choices as consumer.

Somebody show Doug how to jack up a car and remove a wheel.

Because nothing lives around those rocks.

Little Tony Stewart attempting his first kill.

You’re correct. The industry is trying to scare people into an NRA-esque run on gun stores. Their customers aren’t the most logical.

Let’s not enforce any law until we’re sure that Earth won’t ever be hit by an asteroid.