Maybe it’s because I have a degree in compsci and math, but I was really hoping this article would end with an actual number (“7 times per month”) based on the headline instead of a big wishy-washy “It depends”

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Boo.

BA-WEEP-GRA-NAHH-WEEP-MINI-BONG

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

It’s a blanket. Just a blanket. Now why do guys like you and me know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we then?

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.