This was already a thing once. It was called Eclipse. As a former smoker who was was willing to try new things when it came out, it was really terrible.

Prolly like regular doods.

Silly Coulson, this is THE Book of Sins.

I think the idea that kids are going to want and get this is kind of a given. This trailer is for people with money to buy systems for themselves, I think.

I wish I looked good in red.

They turned me me freak.

He used to. Now he’s old.

They used to. Now he’s old.

While we can’t say for sure that there are open wounds on his face, we also can’t definitively say that there aren’t.

OLM decided against them in the comics, too.

It’s Hawkeye.

It felt like most of what they were talking about was how great it was to make the thing, which I can only guess is right. It has to be nice to go back to that, or to go to it for the first time if you’re... Jim Belushi?

I love that there’s such a mix of stuff out there now. There’s really good stuff, really bad stuff, stuff that weird’s me out, stuff that I’m forgetting about because there’s so much of it, even.

No, that’s just Tyler Hoechlin auditioning for CW’s Popeye.

oh my god, it’s liquor on the inside...

...what?

This will always be my favorite theme song.

Like, light side, dark side, brute side? I like it.

I’ve seen a lot of praise for these covers and I don’t understand it. To each his own, but I find it off-putting; it’s difficult to read.

Hey, as long as she’s signed the Sokovia Accords I’m good with her helping out the UN, who... have nothing better to do?