technically its an incel phone

I wonder who shows up first:

Only sort of related: the wife and I took the kids down to this game from NYC. Nats fans are unreal. Without exception, every fan and employee here has been friendly to us and nice to our kids, despite the four of us being decked out in blue and orange. And, when Syndergaard got hurt, there was polite applause and…

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

I just looked over the Deadspin front page and it doesn’t look like they cover football any more. Sorry.