Duggar scandals are like the “Song That Never Ends,” except way more sad. They just go on and on, my friends.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

Yeah and they all start their reviews with pretentious, douchey backstories like...

Even Greenland has maternity leave, and only 7 people live there.

I'm also calling bullshit. For as long as I've been aware I've had genitals, my minora has tried to steal the spotlight from the majora. THERE ARE NO BIT PARTS WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR BITS

spandex burger

Long labia haver here. I have never not once felt uncomfortable with my crotchal area in yoga pants. Literally everyone in my yoga class is packing a spandex burger. Doesn't matter.

I’m no fan of beauty pageants in general, and I agree with you about child beauty pageants, but I wouldn’t lump all of them under one umbrella. I think we got here is a pageant winner that completely shit the bed of life without changing the sheets of decency. I’m out of bed-related metaphors, now.

MTE. Perez might be an awful person/misogynist, but he’s been getting pedophile-shit about his son for a long time now.

Whitening only the middle third of your face kinda gives you a 5 o’clock shadow.