Birth control pills for women have all kinds of terrible side effects, but you're scared of a little needle? Gimme a break.

they should bury it Under the Dome

Cyberdyne creating Skynet was a bit of a misstep...

Roel Seeber, not "Seeker". He's a cool guy, wouldn't want him to miss his credits. The group is called "Bandaloop".

It's a marvelous day for a moondance.

And still no Spotify...

I am still waiting for chromecast support.

step 1. don't go to burning man

when i worked at a sneaker shop i would spend hours sending tracks to my W810i via bluetooth. I remember thinking I was so cool for learning how to use the wireless sync!

I'll get right on that.

It was butt ugly though.

You could just get a slow, heavy bike and get a better workout.

You know what pisses me off even worse than that? when people use shitty bikes to conduct commerce. I mean, look at this guy:

Depends on how you feel about Gwynneth Paltrow.

I'm calling this #bikeSH — the last thing any woman needs, on a bike or not, is your opinion about what she looks like.

First, have your maid lace you into your hoop skirt. Then delicately wait for your gentleman companion to lend you a hand as you hop up onto your side-saddle trike. (You might want to take the trike in for an overhaul first, as it's over a hundred years old.)

They don't? I've been bike-commuting for nearly 40 years, and while I agree that denim is not optimal, I wouldn't say they're a terrible mix.

You're probably insufferable and I only say that because you said "clutch."

They should be on bike paths. Bike paths that are just pieces of road hastily painted by a municipal government that is strapped for cash but wants their town to appear cool and modern, while the residents don't give two shits. But cyclists should be fined severely for straying outside the bounds of that sliver of…

And see, I think not blocking a hydrant is common sense. Maybe I give people too much credit.