Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

More of a hype trolley with a sharp blade dangling off the side

Calling Mike Pence’s Yuxon XL a trash truck is valid only while he’s in it.

maybe it will be something like this:

cool. a new chair that invents a new place for me to lose my phone in the car. 

David Tracy still has his first Jeep. And always will.

This will save me some time as I will no longer need to drive home on unpaved roads to get my order perfect.

You’ve been promoted to Lexus product planner. 

“You don’t understand. More grille! More, I SAY! MORE!”

Needs more grille.

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these…

“Chelsea Manning, a former Army intelligence analyst-turned-trator”

@RobbieAmell is outside pumping up a football

Please stop posting pictures of this man. Talk about the victims. Talk about the online communities that inspired him. Talk about his background in generalities without his photo. Talk about the global epidemic of white supremacy leading to these crimes. Talk about how we need gun control, not less violent videogames.…

He doesn’t fit.

Joule thief!

Racist Penn Gillette can go fuck himself.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIT IN THAT?

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