The track maintenance crews don’t magically disappear if you drive a diesel, you nincompoop. The train is a refurbished 1940s antique, which otherwise I can only assume would go into a museum to sit and contribute nothing (wasting the carbon released in its production). On top of its actual job as a transport, it also…

Why?  Why do you know so much about these two horrible cars?

Not a prob. Just take the Gremlim and rear end the Pinto.

Consider that while these toys generally have a non offensive look, they are still sex toys. If these ads are allowed, the MTA is on shaky ground to prohibit other sex toy ads in the future. I would not enjoy riding the subway with my young children and seeing giant veiny cock toy ads or ultra realistic sex doll ads…

If a stripper has a wardrobe malfunction, its part of the show. 

Welp, looks like my work here is done. 

Harlequin wrap.

We aren’t going to miss you, asshole.

If you want to make Turner cry, show her the reviews of Dark Phoenix.

Jesus take  Tweel

It shouldn't take 15 minutes to get someone off from oral sex

We can do two things.

How about we put people in charge of the VA that aren’t cretins?

And fund the VA. 

Seems like the best way to support our troops is to vote against these imperialist warmongers.

It snow wonder the roof is crushed.

I’ll see you your Speedster and raise you my Spitfire.