or Ignatiy, whose negative review of a certain Steven Seagal film (I genuinely don’t remember the name— it was something typically generic) was *chef’s kiss* magnifique.

This was an excellent article, one of the best I’ve ever read.

We haven’t heard from him for weeks! WEEKS! He could have died! 

Adding to the “Comeback?” chorus. Honestly difficult to think of another actor of his generation so universally beloved and respected by both critics and the masses.

Why does Joseph Gordon-Levitt need a comeback? Did he harass someone? He was in a Best Picture nominee last year.

I think we all got caught up in “what known person would be a good host” and forgot an affable presence for which none of us have baggage was always on the table.

Jeopardy really doesn’t need a flashy celeb host. Richards was a pretty good host and understands the show better than anyone. I’m fine with it. I really doubt Ken Jennings wanted to spend 20 years hosting.

Hire LeVar Burton, you cowards.

There are thousands, probably millions, of interesting and unique stories out there to tell about a million other places that don’t get told, in favor of yet another NYC story.

Seems as good a time as any to share this.

All hail Aubrey Plaza! Be sure to Worship Aubrey Plaza in your church of choice!  Offer burnt sacrifices to Aubrey Plaza!

Say her name and all shall come!!

You had me at Aubrey Plaza.

Ironically the person behind this parody account is Thomas Pynchon. 

Terrence Malick should do a film adaptation of Blood Meridian.

His feet are light and nimble. He never tweets. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never tweets, the McCarthy. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

Did the account use any semicolons or quotation marks? Or did any tweet use more than a single comma? All dead giveaways that it’s not McCarthy.

As much as I loved Kubo and the Two Strings, it does feel like Laika is polishing their stop-motion animation to such a bright sheen that it looks more like CGI.

Couldn’t be prouder to have donated to this Kickstarter. Dude is an absolute legend and the film title should be applied to the man himself.