My take on Furio was that he was smart enough to get the fuck outta’ Dodge when Carmella started making eyes at him.  

When he came into the studio one morning, there Bruce was with his head half in the toilet. His hair was in the toilet water — disgusting.

It was even though I don’t think you see any violence, but her reaction was so upsetting 

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR ADRIANA, SIL

You know, Joe Lunchbox. Eats a lot of ham sandwiches on 100th floor girders of skyscrapers under construction. 

He’ll always be Vindicator to me.

Uh that’s not what happened. There was a fan poll with 1200+ suggestions for the new team name and the front office whittled it down to five and chose Kraken. So basically, exact same process as here.

As for being non-controversial, have a look at the comment section of the WSJ article announcing the name change. The big babies are out in full force.  It’s like they all got their pacifiers stolen

Ask Bruce to write a song about what happened to the Russian.

Sea Dogs!

I think the mascot should be a sexy blue cyborg

When they score "Can't Touch This" will play. It'll be great. 

Epic fail if the mascot isn’t a raccoon.

I heard someone last year suggest that the Braves change their name to the Atlanta Hammers in honor of Hammerin’ Hank Aaron, and, holy shit, is that not the BEST name you’ve ever heard for a baseball team?! It even rolls off the tongue when you say it out loud, The Atlanta Hammers. I love it.

There’s no way the Washington football team will manage anything so gracious or positive.

I’m expecting a profanity laced video of a drunken Dan Snyder snarling “fine, are you happy now, you babies?”

I would give all the money in the world if this turned out to somehow be a collaboration with Edgar Wright. I mean, it’s a new Jordan Peele film with a cast like this that already has me intrigued anyway, so it was already getting my money, but I’m just saying that I saw this, & my mind immediately went to Don’t.

Why would you run this piece before Levar Burton hosts?

Giggles constantly, too.  I thought that Aaron Rogers was kind of wooden, but other people seem to like him.

She’s also an extremely Islamophobic Zionist who gave money to the IDF while they were mowing down women and children a few years ago. Not a great person!