After what Zack Synder did?

He just has to embrace his inner darkness and become the Corporate Champion that he deserves to be.

I’m just excited by the chance of seeing Johnson actually act for a change.  He brought some nice edge to his character in Doom, so we know he can do it when he wants to.

There are moments where I think that AV Club assumes that everything DC Cinematic Universe does is somehow in response or ripping off MCU.

“Magic Guy Who Is Definitely Not Just Doctor Strange”

This was pretty much what I wanted to see. I mean of course a full trailer would have been nice, but even this gave the sense that they remaining true to the character’s brutality and darkness. Hell, just after this I’m kind of intrigued how the Black Adam/Shazam dynamic.

I dunno about that. I laughed my ass off.

“White Woman’s Instagram” was pretty funny, tho.

Are you two gonna get a room and bone already?

That’s a fair take. It was more performance art than anything. I enjoyed it and watched it with someone who laughed out loud at it, but my reaction was more that he tapped into a sort of millennial frustration and sadness more than was going for outright laughs (disclosure: I am a sad, frustrated millennial).

Ahh, nothing starts the day like a little AV Club responder pre-libel.

Ahh pre-accusations that’s a fun one. You're weird.

Oh, Matthew. If only you’d bothered to sharpen that rapier wit of yours before bringing a sword to a gun fight, that might have at least struck a nerve. But, considering that a quick perusal of the ol’ Kinja Vaults confirms that you’re essentially the walking embodiment of a ‘Bad Takes’ tiktok compilation, I’m not…

Oh hi there, sad internet denizen whose entire identity is “I dislike popular thing, please notice me”. I just wanted to say that I see you. I hear you. I pity you, but I notice and acknowledge you. I hope this has helped to make your day better in some small way.

Hate to break it to you, but capitalism doesn’t fear anti-capitalist messages, it monetizes them. Anti-capitalism is a brand.

Parasite did win an Oscar last year, but having read several reviews about it, I think it might have been too subtle for some people.

You're projecting embarrassingly hard here

Once again, someone doesn’t like something and has to make sure they post multiple times until we get the message.

Someone in a long-term relationship with a woman a decade older than him seems like someone attracted to kids?

Weird how an introspective album released during the pandemic with more than a few swipes at the legitimacy of late stage capitalism and the rich isn’t a critical darling among the types who make these decisions