“Writing home with crayons for a while” damn, that’s a good line. I’m going to have to steal that. It seems like it would be useful to have if I’m talking shit to a nemesis, “Hey man, you better watch out or you’ll be writing home with crayons for a while... bitch.” (I threw some Jesse Pinkman in there for a…

Stafford being better than Rodgers at chugging beer does not surprise me at all. Though what is surprising is that super health nut Tom Brady is very good at chugging beers quickly.

Yeah that burn on Cowherd was almost as inspiring as Mayfield’s shotgunning. Whatever sharp twenty-something running their social media account is earning their keep.

Ed Reed all dressed up like a much cooler version of that guy who adopted Curious George. Also, his bust has a nice smile.

When Arkham villains want to scare one another, they tell Richie Incognito stories.

Ed Reed, Steve Smith, and Justin Tucker were/are the only Ravens I didn’t hate, screw Ray Lewis though, that guy is the worst. He’s a bad analyst as well, and I’d much rather listen to Ed Reed on a network than Lewis.

Or Jack Del Rio!

They will always be *the* Hitless Wonderkid in my heart.

At least Uncle Fester is likeable and can definitely take a lot more punishment than Dana.

Dana White wants to be Vince McMahon so bad, right down to the degrading his female employees based on their looks, bullying his employees, playing favorites and being weird about who can have a substance abuse violation and who can’t. Of course, in pro wrestling doing a fictional storyline around some of those things…

Dana White wants to be Vince McMahon so bad, right down to the degrading his female employees based on their looks, bullying his employees, playing favorites and being weird about who can have a substance abuse violation and who can’t. Of course, in pro wrestling doing a fictional storyline around some of those things…

Dana White wants to be Vince McMahon so bad, right down to the degrading his female employees based on their looks, bullying his employees, playing favorites and being weird about who can have a substance abuse violation and who can’t. Of course, in pro wrestling doing a fictional storyline around some of those things…

If it works out I’ll mention you in my marriage toast, Hitless Wonderkid, thank you for the inspiration.

Yeah if I could take that option I totally would. Hmm, maybe I could just marry Rooney Mara, that’d be dope.

that movie was great! She’s definitely the better Mara. I liked her in “Carol” as well.

“Nothing infuriates me more about shitty movies than when they coat themselves in a layer of irony as a way to head off criticism”

Like those schloky “trailers” in the Tarantino/Rodriguez Grindhouse movies. Or “Hobo With a Shotgun”.

I liked “Iron Sky” and if you did, I recommend “Dead Snow” and its sequel.

I agree about Parks and Rec. They left nothing up to the imagination and just spelled every single part of the character’s lives out, no struggles or open ends, just 100% fairy tale endings for all the people involved. Too much fan service. I love Fringe and I’m glad people are bringing it up in the comments section.

yeah the final three or four episodes combined would make the best Star Trek movie ever. Sorry about that, Khan.