It’s also exactly how the Mariners have handled free agency for 17 years.

My wife got me these huge ass granite cubes one year for Christmas cause she knows I like bourbon, but apparently doesn’t know that melting ice actually makes it taste even better.

Anyway, this granite is about 2.5" cube and every time you try to take a drink, the ice topples and goes THUNK! and sends a fucking tsunami…

I think he choked on a napkin ring.

Lloyd Dobler > Rory Dobner

I think you’re really going to enjoy it. I thought the campaigns for Reach and ODST were superb. And I’m not even much of a Halo fan.

This pairs great with Cowherd’s insistence that the Seahawks were going to deal Russel Wilson to the Giants... 

They could have just donated a building, then attended classes with their kid. It would have been a hoot. Just ask Thornton Melon.

The older dog was called Big Ben, right?

Gotta think the thousands of innings of one-run ball, knowing every pitch was the difference between them winning and losing, just finally took a toll on him. Can’t help but think it’s as much mental as it was physical.

+1 long forgotten waiting list

If they’re reaction time is better than everyone else’s, then maybe they should be playing? Why stop at having them calling false starts when you can put them in pads and eliminate pre-snap penalties altogether?

What is wrong with some parents? Why couldn’t they just take their tween-aged kid to see “Revenge of the Nerds” like mine did.

I’m really curious about the cadence of a “Go Back to Cleveland, Lebron” chant. Anybody got audio?

I hate to use the “we know it when we see it” argument, but that’s essentially what it all boils down to.

My father will be by in 5 minutes to make a joking reply. I’m sure it will contain the words “Polish Olympic Team” in the punchline.

But why isn’t grapefruit juice purple?

Can you imagine how lucky Barron must feel... being too young to have anything to do with this shitstorm.

At some point Kushner’s parents are going to coach him to turn rat.

Samer, did a colleague hack your account and post this under your name? Why would you actually post this willingly? It’s not a good look.

I thought that was the first rule of CrossFit.