Exodus is the video game equivalent of that friend who cares so much about everything all the time, who wears their bleeding heart on their sleeve and outshines the sun with their earnestness. You can’t help but root for it. That makes it all the more depressing, however, when it stumbles with bugs, AI issues, a…

Oh God, what if he can’t get them off?

Somewhere, Nick Foles is wondering where his award is.

You’ve clearly never been to E3... 

I jumped in with 0 and am still playing through it. Loving it, but... sigh... there’s only so much time. Right now my goal is to finish 0 before Shenmue 3 comes out.

I’d suggest this kid’s dad ought to inform him where Ellsbury came from, but that would only prove the kid’s point.

I’ve gone my entire life (I’m 43, married 21 years) without ever seeing the word “Lamaze” spelled out and I’ve seen it twice today... and it’s only noon!

Why? The game wasn’t in Tokyo.

Same here. It was the first thing I looked for when I heard about the Sega Genesis collection for Switch. Herzog’s absence is the #1 reason I didn’t buy it.

completely out of character with a jumps fixture in February

I now realize we may not be talking about the same level of CIA involvement. And I’ll just leave it there. ;)

I need a moment to myself with that thought.

Yeah 3rd is really good. I’m up to “level 14" and only have a single top 10 finish (8th). There’s certainly some randomness involved, as you can sometimes be targeted by one or two, and other times by 20+. A friend’s stats page showed he was targeted by more than 30 players simultaneously once.

Yes, absolutely. I guess my point is that I would have thought two years would have been enough time.

What the hell is taking the CIA so long?

At least bump it to 50,000. What a POS.

Beat me to it.

But does it also come with a driving mode? Those greens aren’t going to drive on themselves!

Good question. How old do seagulls live to be?

Nah, “dago” was a slur for Italians.