Along hot dog lines, the $1.50 Hot Dog & Soda at Costco has to be the best deal out there. Pretty darn good hot dog, too. And free refills on the 20oz soda!

That Dragonflies description is the equivalent of a stoner taking a pass at the midnight buffet aboard a cruise ship.

You read far longer than was necessary.

Counterpoint: I rented a car with a physical key last week. It was a nightmare of inconvenience.

I’m sure those were the silent thoughts of the editor, just as we saying, “Think of the clicks, man!”

#BetterAtLife

Was in Kauai this past week and saw something rather peculiar on the cocktail menu. It had Coconut-infused Shochu and a bunch of fruit and juice.

Getting people to pay $100 for “barefoot” sneakers was peak marketing.

Now we get to see how desperate the Mariners are for starting pitching.

So you’re saying they went with Sling instead of Netflix. Got it.

And while we’re on the topic, can we get baseball announcers to stop calling innings “frames?”

Anyone else getting a Thumper-goes-mellow vibe from this?

Yeah, but his crunch was awful. Hadn’t seen his wife and kids in at least 10 hours.

I’m probably 95+% docked.

Translation:

Morning sex. Problem solved.

“in a win over the Astros.”

Walked in on my future step-father going down on my mom. I was 15.

Any relation to Bob?

No kidding. My father-in-law was a VP of some 90s tech company inventing speech recognition software (but not for dictating) and he was talking to the laptop, telling it to SELECT SENTENCE. COPY TEXT. PASTE TEXT. SAVE FILE AS one syl-a-ble at a time.