Why am I forcing my baby to see their family? You’re right, that would make me a monster. And yes, you are either mentally deranged, on drugs or simply a moron.

One who has family on the other side of the world, you absolute moron.

I just picked up an off-lease Ti Alfa Romeo Giulia for $25K. 280 hp, which can be bumped to 350 hp with a few mods, and still have money left to extend out the warranty. Classy, European but still sporty and goes like stink. Plus you will stand out from the crowd.

How else do you expect to get a baby to the other side of the Pacific to see family then genius? Its 15-16 from Dallas or LA anyway. This isn’t much different for those who leave their home town once in awhile

Late night driving a girl home from the club. While being extra “friendly” from the passenger seat, she knocked the car into neutral. I didn’t immediately notice that we’d lost power and I got rear ended by the car behind. The other driver drove off (hit and run I guess), but there wasn’t much damage and I was happy…