Your distributions have really nice tails.

This poor woman. She honestly did her best to be professional, and Watt kept trying to make this into something it was not. Not to mention... $70,000 less than her predecessor!? What the hell, how do you even begin to justify that?

I really appreciate all the players’ commitment to this narrative in service to press for their upcoming wedding movie.

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Maybe they could just put up a white tent or something, right next to the red tent, for the lactating ladeez.

My friend was a young mother in the 80's. We were sitting at the mall (I know) with her new baby and she was trying to breast feed in a corner of the food court behind a pillar. And mind you she was covering herself with a blanket and trying to as discreet as possible. This little old Italian man walks by and tells…