This was a sponsored shill article written by an intern and Fahey’s name was attached to it to get clicks. You guys are not fooling anybody and frankly should be ashamed. 

Trash Panda Pokémon mixed with Earthbound sounds like the absolute best game imaginable. I’m gonna need a heavy cocktail of sleepy-time pills to stop my brain from working out the details for a game I’d like to call “Dumpster Dive Divergence"

Somehow people found a way to water down Hunger Games. What’s less offensive than Young Adult?