I agree with you on almost every single one, but I will die on Nicolas Cage hill....

I’m the conductor of the “Jennifer Lawrence is wildly overrated” train. Feel free to hop on!

I’M JUST HERE TO SAY YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT NIC CAGE.

Wow.  I hope you did jazz hands to reward him for his generosity of spirit.

Once, I met a cowrker’s husband for the first time, and as I shook his hand, he said with great conviction, “Our son is in theater, and Laura and I think that’s great.”

Bradley Whitford’s later career has been awesome. The Cabin In The Woods, Get Out, I even miss Trophy Wife.

I met a couple when I was vacation, and the woman mentioned his voice as something the lulls her to sleep every night. Her husband didn’t understand it. 

Seriously - it’s Adam and Eve, not Orycteropodidae and Rodentia

Cue all of us shocked that the fish man is actually of Italian descent and not from the sea at all.

I fall asleep to reruns of the Big Bang Theory. No need to even look at the TV, I have seen them all so much I know exactly what is going.

Ratburn’s gay?

“it’s all Taco Bell wrappers and suspiciously crisp socks down here!”

Cue the fish guy from The Shape of Water turning towards the camera as a close up reveals a tear streaming down his face.

And given that Bradshaw, by his own admission, has known Jeong for years, it feels like he’s making a show of mistaking his nationality as an attempted joke, not as an honest mistake.

That joke should be...terminated 

Great! Now let’s see them discover the floor of my teenage son’s bedroom!

Trash on the ocean floor? Gosh, that means James Cameron has been down there for years!

He still managed a better apology than Louis CK.

It’s not even really racist, just inaccurate. 

Of all the rancid shit a 70 year old white man could say about Asians, mistaking a Korean person for Japanese is honestly pretty low on the scale.