Me, I’m sitting pretty in the path of totality with 5 pairs of glasses ordered back in March.

subtitle “You Only Thrice Diving 875/2 Mastery”

These guys who seek “mail order brides” do so for a reason and it has nothing to do with love or altruism. There’s no shortage of women in their countries who are their equals in age, beauty, intelligence. They want someone out of their league who they can control. So let’s not pretend these femme fatales are taking…

Man, I bet your firm had to talk clients out of some seriously tacky shit. Green marble countertops!

Synthetic stuff like that, especially the unknown quality and ingredients of it one might get in prison instead of at a corner store, is well-known for potentially causing psychosis-related problems. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if that led to a suicidal mindset among someone close to that already, in a way real…

#WhatCouldGoWrong

Jesus Christ, what an absolute asshole. Way to ruin a night promoting a good cause. I mean seriously, a *store-bought* pie?

MEET ME BEHIND THE WHOLE FOODS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

You could probably get pretty far by saying “Hi, I’m NOT Anthony Weiner...”

I dunno. Maybe reach out to her with a Twitter DM?

skin-to-skin contact is not only therapeutic, but a great form of medicine for both your mind and your body.

Works great until the kids start running into the room on Saturday mornings and jumping on the bed.

Another Democrat who can’t keep it in his pants. Sad!

At this point he seems to be really committed to some performance art I just don't get.

I see you, Ashley Feinberg.

Yeah. I taxed myself too much on that one. So anyway, what are you wearing

no way is he five equal signs in length.....